i'm beginning to suspect that my dictionary is trying to tell me something.



when i open it (which is pretty often in my line o' work), it falls open to this page about 60% of the time (the other 40% it opens to the page headed with the word "satanist," but there's a fold in that page so i can't quite fault it for that one). and since my photography skills with the camera in my computer seem to only produce pictures of loch-ness-monster-proof quality, here's the definition:

living death (n): life emptied of joys and satisfactions

perhaps it's just telling me how i feel when i'm at work. perceptive little bugger, that merriam-webster.

-chris

Tags: anthropomorphizing dictionaries, living death